Epic Fail

Conversation in our house tonight:

M1 upon finding a hang up on our answering machine: Epic Fail!
M2: I hate epic fails?
Me: Yeh? Why do you hate epic fails?
M2: They’re so NOISY!
Me: Noisy? Would you like a silent epic fail?
M2: No, still wouldn’t like it — it’s an epic fail!

Deep, deep philosophy in our house tonight…