M2 on Halloween
M2: I’m going to be a bompire for Halloween!
Me: A vampire! I know! You were trying on your teeth last night! [we got fake teeth for them, apparently since they can’t be Eddie of Iron Maiden fame, they’ve decided the next best thing is vampires…]
M2: What’s Daddy going to be? Is he going to be a zomberry?
Me: A zomberry? [me picturing the fruit of the loom guys gone terribly, terribly wrong] A zombie? I don’t know what Daddy is going to be, sweetie!
She’s such a freaking adorable little kid, I can barely stand it!